Basically this Blog is not what I wrote but what the obviously “non-infamous” fucked up band ＨＯＳＨＩ★ＦＵＲＵ wrote about my friend Umar which is utter bullshit and they should take more pride in being musicians... this is trash...
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
We've parted ways with Umar
As some of you may have noticed, the members section on our page only lists me and Maria as members and that’s because we’ve decided to part ways with Umar Haq. Because of this, we’ve decided to concentrate on recording all the material that we have right now as a duo instead of looking for new members... I was going to end this blog entry right there, but I have to get some stuff out because of some unbelievable comments made by Umar regarding the band and his departure from it.
Maria and I told Umar he was out of the band through Facebook and he proceeded to call us unprofessional for doing so. Hmmm, I guess kicking a member out through Facebook is unprofessional, but this is a guy who’s been ignoring us at our last few jams and even at the last show we played. Who’s unprofessional now? This guy has been distancing himself away from us and now he expects us to have a talk with him in person? Later on in the day, after Maria showed me what he said online, I decided to call Umar up to discuss this bullshit and he decided to pretend he was sick and then hang up on me after five fucking seconds. Who’s unprofessional now??
We also told Umar that one of the reasons we’re parting ways with him is that he’s contributed absolutely nothing to our band. His excuse for this is that we never allowed him to do anything with our songs which is total bullshit since he was given full permission to do whatever he wanted since day fucking one. He also said that I get angry when the drum parts aren’t played the way I made them which is confusing since he never played our songs the way I made them anyway! He simplifies everything to benefit his amateur skill level! The only times I ever got angry with him were when he completely fucked up songs (which happened at nearly every jam and show), e.g. adding five bars into a four bar song – what do you expect me to do? Give you a pat on the back and say “good job”? Please.
As for more business related matters, we gave this guy the passwords to our online accounts, but he never did anything with them. He complained about none of our fans liking him, but it’s his own fault because he never took the time to get to know anyone. We also made him in charge of booking studios for band practices, but he showed no interest or motivation for this as well. Instead, he waited for us to do all the work, i.e. figure out each other’s schedules, instead of doing it himself. So why should we give him more say in matters when he can’t even figure out how to schedule a band practice??
Umar also says that he contributed greatly to our band by being the sole reason we “had a chance in the real world” and by “boosting our ability to perform onstage”. What a load of shit. He’s basically saying that there’s no way we would’ve gotten the shows we got without him? That’s funny since this joke of a man booked none of our shows. And what’s this about boosting our ability to perform onstage? You mean with the way you fucked up atleast once in every song we ever played? With those stupid hand movements you did while playing which caused you to fuck up tempos and beats? Fuck off. He also says that he “learned our songs in record time”. What the fuck? Sure, you did get down song structures pretty quick, but it didn’t mean shit since you couldn’t even play them. It’s one thing to say you know how something goes and it’s another to actually do it.
To end this rant, Umar Haq is a fucking parasite. He’s claiming credit where it’s not due. He’s a fucking parasite feeding off of anything that we’ve accomplished while he was in our band. The only thing we ever got from you is a fucking headache. We could’ve accomplished so much more by now. For example, all the songs we’re going to upload in the upcoming weeks (including the one we just uploaded recently) could’ve already been released last year, but we decided to hold them back (and a whooole lot of others) because you couldn’t play them. Best of luck to any musicians who end up with you as a member, Umar! Feel free to call me back if you’re man enough, you fucking cunt.
Nan
