M Y S T U P I D F A C E S

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Meaningless words

To be a thinker is to think like a thinker which would mean I am not a thinker because I don't think like a thinker who thinks because you must think if you're a thinker who thinks. Therefore I am not a thinker.

If I were a man who saw a saw and sawed into the object being sawed then the saw would saw the object being sawed which is being sawed and would be sawed into two sawed halves. Therefore the sawed halves have never been sawed.

When I was a man a man withought care I cared because a man who doesn't care cares, so I write. A caring man is a man who writes a man to death because the death of the man was brought on by the man who cares but who plotted the death? Only the uncaring man which makes not sense.......so who killed the man?


-Jesse Roland Allan

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Got the Munchies?


Riddle of the Day
A humoured man walked up to a dog that owned a jar of humour but this man couldn’t handle any more humour. The dog said if you’d like to die I will release this jar of humour and you will drop dead. Even the slightest humour will kill you, you have too much humour. The man then debates whether he should kill his wife or kill himself with humour.
 The man drops dead.   
But...how?
...Just answer the riddle

No! I'm not high but I'm not ashamed to say that I have been and enjoyed it. Does that mean I have to "do" pot? NO! You crazy fucks! Stop attacking me because I don't want to do pot! I said I like it and it gets me wacky : S and crazy END OF STORY! Now for a new piece of information that I will share. Me being an ADHD (Attention-Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder) child, I used to be drugged up on ritalin everyday of my life until about 2 years ago when I decided to say HEY! That's enough! I've since then learned to control my behaviour and hyper activity perfectly...almost :D It's a tough and difficult struggle but it is worth it i think.

SO!!!! WHAT IS MY POINT!?!? Okay I may not "DO" pot but this is my theory, hahha, ready for this???

I switched over to dexedrine which basically the same thing as ritalin but this stuff made me SUPER NOT HUNGRY! By the end of the day I'd be soooo hungry, so if smoking pot gets you the huge case of the munchies..... Then what if you take dexedrine in the morning, not eat, then smoke? YOU'LL EAT ALL THE SQUIRREL AIDS IN THE WORLD!!!!

Gosh, that was a wacky blog post...anyway, I usually don't share personal stuff like that but I did and now you know.

My opinion is that who ever does pot, whatever...you can do it if you like. It doesn't bother me one bit. Those of you who haven't tried it... I'm saying try it so that when people say, "It's like you're so fucking high" you actually know WTF they are talking about because nothing is worse than them saying, "Do you even know what it is like to be high" after you say something stupid... xD BUT! I'm not saying, "hey try so that you can smoke pot!" I'm just saying to TRY it... that's all


Anyway

Goodnight.

3 comments:

  1. Tee hee! Love the riddle and the post :P
    I needa try pot sometime, it would be a lovely experience I think, I just don't consider myself to have the balls to try it that's all.
    :) But I should try it sometime cuz I do want to know what that's like.

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  2. it is a cool feeling...kinda like be drunk but totally awake, haha it's strange but can be fun :D

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  3. LOOL this blog is awesome in so many levels.

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