Great Day To Throw Away

Riddle of The Day

If there was a man who was a man, the man of that man would be half that man but would still be a full man . So if half that man wasn't a man then what is the other half of that man?

Hey! So yesterday, May 3rd, I wake up and look at the world and say, "For once this world doesn't have squirrel AIDs!" I look up at the cloudy sky and for some reason I say to myself, 'this is the most beautiful day of 2010!' So I grab the phone and call my good friend George and tell him that today is the most beautiful day of 2010! So we decide to rally a group up and go to the best park in the world! CHRISTIE PITS! (Best park in the world, right Carla?)  Then I phone my mother who is at work at the moment and leave her a message saying, "Hey Mom! Today is the most beautiful day of 2010! So I'm going to Christie Pits!" It is a grand day! Nothing can bother me today! Not even the Naked Girl that I think I'm in love with...if the naked man knew then I'd get my ass kicked D: BUT WAIT! That would be like ME kicking my own ASS! D: Have you ever seen Fight Club!!!! AAWWEESSOOMMEE MMOVVIIEE!!! Anyway! Where was I?? RIGHT! So I head down to George's place which is about 10 min away and the sun just shoots through the clouds! AND I SAY!!! THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL DAY OF 2010! So I carry myself and George's amp to his house, I walk into his house and see him playing guitar and say TODAY IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL DAY OF @)!)! WHAT! @)!)??? Is that like  :S SQUIRREL AIDS?!?! NOT AGAIN D: ****2010 there we go! Phew! 

Now, George and I decided we need to have pizza pockets so we pop some in the nuke and cook some chicken fingers to compliment the pizza pockets, mmmmmm....with a bit of ginger spice ;D  We both look outside and say "THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL DAY OF 2010!" There is even a small breeze as we stand out here. I tell George that I got my Nintendo Wii in my bag and that we can come back and play it later. BUT WAIT! Before we go out George has to play the new beta for Halo Reach which is apparently fucking amazing! I don't own an Xbox 360 so I don't care :D I swear to god that when you get killed in that game you sound like a fucking ape! You're all like sdgliaslihaerlhiaerhlLI!LI!JL!L! Sounds like the guy is getting surprise butt sex from an alien with a lightsabre. So as I wait I find a box of about 1000 Pokémon cards that George had found stored away. Instead of going out on this BEAUTIFUL DAY we decide to sort all of his Pokémon cards according to type, e.g. Fire, Water, Fighting, Electric....etc. By the time we finish it is already 3 pm and I got to George’s at 1pm D: Like... WTF!!! LMFFO, Why did we just sort all those cards out??? ....So we can make decks and battle   >: D   We are such huge nerds! So now we decide to play Nintendo Wii!! The best console of all time! What are we playing you ask? POKEMON RUMBLE!!!

7 hours later

We are still playing Pokémon Rumble because we are lame but lets turn it off because this is crazy...instead lets go JOY RIDING!!!  So James Carrusca picks us up in his car and takes  us all over town and we listen to some jams with Umar on drums and then we head back to George’s place and play some more Pokémon rumble...sigh so much for the BEAUTIFUL DAY!!!! In the end we didn’t go out at all and we played Pokémon Rumble until 3 in the morning  :SS WTF! The Largest waste of time EVER! But at least we had fun xD

I went to sleep scrunched up in a ball freezing and George came over about 3 hours later and was like WTF are  you doing? Just get under the covers you idiot! (THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!! XD) The thing is, I was so tired that I forgot xDD But! I’m fine now, and today!!!!! OOOMMMGGG!!! EVEN BETTER THAN YESTERDAY!!!! TODAY IS NOW THE MOST BEAUTIFUL DAY OF @)!)!!!

SQUIRREL AIDS!

 

Goodnight.