M Y S T U P I D F A C E S

M Y S T U P I D F A C E S

Meaningless words

To be a thinker is to think like a thinker which would mean I am not a thinker because I don't think like a thinker who thinks because you must think if you're a thinker who thinks. Therefore I am not a thinker.

If I were a man who saw a saw and sawed into the object being sawed then the saw would saw the object being sawed which is being sawed and would be sawed into two sawed halves. Therefore the sawed halves have never been sawed.

When I was a man a man withought care I cared because a man who doesn't care cares, so I write. A caring man is a man who writes a man to death because the death of the man was brought on by the man who cares but who plotted the death? Only the uncaring man which makes not sense.......so who killed the man?


-Jesse Roland Allan

Sunday, June 13, 2010

After eating a bacon egg sandwich

After eating a bacon egg sandwich, i am full and when I'm full....i am sleepy. So now i'm sleepy but I have to clean my room so clean that it will never have to get cleaned ever agian. OMG IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE??
So now that you know the connection between the sandwich and my room you can muse the horrible outcome of how my room may look at the moment >: D ...sigh...it is not very pretty...it looks as though a squirrel with AIDs ran through here and gave my Lacey AIDs :'  (  poor Lacey.

So i have to add, I haven't cooked bacon in a while but today I did and I made it to perfection! It was soooooooo juicey!!! (that's what she said.) And the delicate eggs added to the wonderful sensation of putting it in yout mouth. (that's what she said.) what-what?? eewwwwww xD I swear I ate it so fast that ...just...omg...it was so good.  (that's what she said.) That is all that has to be said, it was just so delicious!!!! is that what she said?

OMGGGGG ON A TWSS RAMPAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Goodnight.
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