M Y S T U P I D F A C E S

M Y S T U P I D F A C E S

Meaningless words

To be a thinker is to think like a thinker which would mean I am not a thinker because I don't think like a thinker who thinks because you must think if you're a thinker who thinks. Therefore I am not a thinker.

If I were a man who saw a saw and sawed into the object being sawed then the saw would saw the object being sawed which is being sawed and would be sawed into two sawed halves. Therefore the sawed halves have never been sawed.

When I was a man a man withought care I cared because a man who doesn't care cares, so I write. A caring man is a man who writes a man to death because the death of the man was brought on by the man who cares but who plotted the death? Only the uncaring man which makes not sense.......so who killed the man?


-Jesse Roland Allan

Monday, June 14, 2010

To The Butcher


So this cow said to me, why not take me to the butcher and I said : OOOOOOOOOOO THAT"S A HORRIBLE IDEA! So I said to that cow, I love you cow and the cow said to me TAKE ME TO THE BUTCHER WHY OH WHY OH WHY NOT TAKE ME TO THE BUTCHER....and so I did and when we cut that cow open a million squirrels began to crawl out and went crazy and we started rejoicing until most of my friends were murdered by the squirrels.
It was discovered several days later that the cause of death .... was...


!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SQUIRREL AIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT'S MY CRAZY STORY FOR THE DAY! I ACTUALLY WROTE A SONG ABOUT IT TOO! >: D ...LIKE 6 MONTHS AGO XD
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